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Channel hopping tonight I came across the funniest thing I have seen on the telly in ages...

Channel 376 on Sky - Bedroom TV.

No, its not a dodgy amateur romping channel full of over made up wenches getting down some tatooed skinheads.

No. Instead it is a bunch of saddos who have videoed themselves miming to various popular music combos...

Absolute quality. It's the saddest bits of YouTube all on your telly!

Watch and cringe!

Fish Heads

I first saw this Barnes and Barnes video on the Old Grey Whistle Test many many years ago. Seeing it again was a real joy.

It is one of the most bizarre videos I have ever seen but the catchy refrain will sink into your subconcious mind and lodge itself there for years...

All together now...."fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads..."

(Rab, if Mr W is round your way play him this. He'll love it!)

The Price Ain't Right

I have no idea what is going on in this clip from a crazy Japanese game show but it certainly isn't "The Price Is Right".



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A True Pro

Can't embed this video clip so you are going to have to go to YouTube itself.

See what Richard Keyes of Sky Sports really thought of the Faroes v Scotland game when he failed to realise his rantings were still being broadcast.

Link : Richard Keyes Cock Up

Nae Mair Naomi

Tonight's episode of The Apprentice was quality television simply crammed with cringe inducing moments.

The section where Simon was demonstrating how to put together the mini trampoline was pure comedy gold. See for yourself at http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/videos.html , select Previews, the Simon's Solo Slot (Week 10).

Sad to see the aptly named Naomi Lay and her quality cleavage being fired. This leaves Simon and Tre as the only tits worth watching on the show. (Please excuse me I appear to have turned into Bernard Manning for a second there!)