Nae Mair Naomi

Tonight's episode of The Apprentice was quality television simply crammed with cringe inducing moments.

The section where Simon was demonstrating how to put together the mini trampoline was pure comedy gold. See for yourself at http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/videos.html , select Previews, the Simon's Solo Slot (Week 10).

Sad to see the aptly named Naomi Lay and her quality cleavage being fired. This leaves Simon and Tre as the only tits worth watching on the show. (Please excuse me I appear to have turned into Bernard Manning for a second there!)