26 April 2007

Dead Ball

Sorry to hear of the death of Alan Ball yesterday.

Yes, I know that he was :
  • ginger
  • short
  • English
  • a World Cup winner
  • so squeaky voiced that he sounded like he breathed helium
  • not a particularly successful manager

Not a list of qualities that would endear him to your average Scottish football fan, however, it cannot be denied that he was a fair player in his time.

Most disturbing for me was the report on the BBC website which stated:

"Ball, who collapsed outside his home after tackling a bonfire,..."

Not the most sensible behaviour for a 61 year old, you get more than friction burns doing that kind of thing...

3 comments:

Groanin' Jock said...

Dead Ball - very good!

Ball's manner of passing wasn't a patch on Rod Hull's though, falling from his roof whilst fixing his TV aerial in a lightning storm.

the tomahawk kid said...

I agree Jock, surely the only moment of true comic genius in Mr Hull's singularly unfunny life...

Groanin' Jock said...

Alongside getting threatened by Billy Connolly on Parkinson (or was it Wogan?)