14 August 2007

What's The Crack?

Hilarious proof, if any more were needed, that drugs are bad for you...

Woman calls police about 'fake' cocaine

Mon Aug 13, 4:32 PM ET

ROCHELLE, Ga. - A woman was arrested after she called police to help "get her money back" after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased.

Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, according to police reports.

She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the drugs were "fake."

She took Officer Joel Quinn and Deputy John Shedd of the Wilcox County Sheriff's Office into her kitchen and showed them the drugs, police said.

She was promptly arrested on charges of possession of cocaine.

Information from: Cordele Dispatch , originally spotted on Yahoo News .

1 comment:

Groanin' Jock said...

Genius! At least in the UK you could contact Trading Standards.