[Action]
See before I discovered that Cillit Bang stuff, I wiz a manky bitch by the way!!
Just have a wee look roon ma hoose...
See? Ma kitchen is pure boggin', ma shower taps look like a dogger's wing mirrors, ma cooker hood is greasier than Lemmy's barnet, and ma cludgie looks like it is straight aff the dysentry ward...
Noo, wi a quick squirt of this strangely named stuff, that can shine up a penny quicker than you can say third degree chemical burns, everything is all shiny like new!!!
[Cut, that's a wrap]
Do you really think the punters will buy into this crap??? Do you not think you have maybe overegged the pudding with the fecal matter on the built in hob??? No???
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