Sheet Georgia Maroon

Well, the balloon may not have exactly burst, but it is deflating and will soon look like an OAP's scrotum.

Tonights less than perfect performance leaves the Scotland team with a bit of a mountain to climb.

If clothes maketh the man is it any wonder that if you dress like Hearts you end up playing as badly as them...

I wonder how many of the limited edition "claret" coloured (cursed) strips will fly off the shelves now?

Hopefully this will be the death knell to an overtly cynical marketing ploy.