Thank You For Waiting

You have called at a very busy time. You call has been placed in our queuing system and will be answered soon...

Thank you for holding. All of our agents are busy right now, someone will be with you soon...

Hi. Your call will be answered shortly...

Thank you for holding. You call is important to us, someone will be with you very soon...

Still there? Fuck me you're keen...


and on and on and on...

You don't seem to get it do you strange robotic voicemail woman? I am trying to give you money! I am trying to sign up for your overpriced fancy TV service. You know, the one with more pixels than the other one.

If you know it is a busy time why don't you take on some more staff to help rake in the cash? The order via the web thing that you advertise is just a series of web pages with the same phone number at the end of the trail. The order via your blue button on your telly remote doesn't seem to work either. So I'm back to the good old telephone.

Thank you for calling. You've phoned at a very busy time (you prat). Someone will be with you when they can be arsed...